There was a time when Indians formed serpent queues in front of the B.O burrow, just to see their favourite heroine do a blink-and-miss shot in bikini. Gone are those days! The first decade of the millennium has been for Bollywood what the 60s had been for Hollywood: a space in time to assert oneself, and to break away from conventional norms of morality.
In this decade, almost all the leading men and ladies of Bollywood vied with each other to redefine erotica. The result: 1. Some graceful/gross "love scenes". 2. A star with the nickname, Serial Kisser!!
'Murder': Kisser Instinct!
India's moment of reckoning finally arrived after centuries of repression when with the release of 'Murder', the legend of the Serial Kisser was born.
Hashmi's barbaric moves made the legendary Dr.Hannibal Lecter seem like a juvenile delinquent in comparison. Hashmi's modus operandi was simple - when seduction fails, resort to terror. And if the Bhatts are to be believed, it works!
'Aashiq Banaya Apne': Hashmi's Nemesis!
The serial kisser gets the shock of his life in this role reversal sequence. He finds himself at the receiving end of it as an empowered Tanushree Dutta asserts herself, but recovers with characteristic swagger and breaks into a robotic munching rhythm. Himesh's nasal humming fits into the scene uncannily as both lovers struggle for breath.
'Dhoom 2': Ash-en Cold!
It was like a unilateral cease-fire declaration in the Gaza strip. It would take more than an ice cold response from Ash to deter a relentless Hrithik in a Satyaraj (the assault king of south Indian cinema) kind of mood.
'Kurbaan': Wah! Nawab!
Saif Ali Khan blends his Winchester College temperament and cosmopolitan ethos into the art and craft of pecking, while making Bebo's earlier MMS outing with SKR seem in comparison, rather ... er, to be blunt, on the unhygienic side.
'Khwaish': 'Kiss'matwali!
Mallika Sherawat doing the coy Bharatiya Nari act.
Sherawat: "Oh please don't do this. My head is spinning. I feel scared. Give me a second, I need to think. Oh, please don't"
Lover boy (who couldn't care less): "Alright whatever".
Sherawat (now realizing that she had overdone the act): "Wait, maybe I am feeling so scared because I like it so much".
Audience: Cut the crap please, just do it!
'The Train': Chumban Express!
This is the Copenhagen of all kissing scenes. A diplomatic gridlock ensues when Hashmi and Geeta Basra get at it in a deadly embrace and take the emotional plunge from this running (irony intended) train.
'Kyun Ho Gaya Na': Kiss and Run!
Aishwarya Rai's domestic policy has always centered around a principled objection to foreign intrusion. Hence the pseudo smack. So skillfully shot by director Samir Karnik, bet you a hundred bucks that you will be left wondering if Ash really did it or did not!
'Nishabd': Jiah, Chumma De De!
Question - What ensues when a piping hot Jiah Khan gets into a comfy corner with the legendary sexagenarian?
Answer - A politically correct kiss.
For those of you who missed this sequence, rest assured that you didn't miss much!
'Guru': Torrential Smooch!
You might have kissed.. you might have cried.. you might have laughed.. you might even have sat on a scenic ocean front drive for no apparent reason, with the rain beating down on your face. But if you have never tried doing all of the above and all at the same time, watch Vidya Balan show you how. That's Mani Ratnam for you!
'Sins': India Shiney-ing!!
The sequences in this movie might seem to be performed by an untrained un-professional, and it's indeed not for the faint of heart. And if some of these scenes bear an uncanny resemblance to real life incidents (read Ahuja house maid scandal) it is merely coincidental.
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